"no one enrolling in my class anymore," my professor complains. "this is my lowest enrollment in twenty years."
all eight of us in the section look at each other. maybe it’s because you’re literally the worst, we all think.
we all remain silent about this though. we spout off some bullshit about the course description. what camaraderie. we should all start a band.
no idea if this paper is GOOD but its DONE
An anthology of short stories by college students
yeah my mom complains that maryland school’s get off for like 2 inches of snow but we have actual hills. it’s pretty scary to drive on our streets sometimes.
she’s from chicago and the tallest hill in her childhood was a fucking landfill
i accidentally forgot to put a cup into my keurig this morning so i wasted all this coffee and only drank like half a cup and laid on the floor face down and cried in front of my friend and she just patted my back and told me the finals can’t last forever